When a pizza rules at Pizza Hut

By Owen Sinclair
Katahdin Elementary Grade 4
    Once upon a time there was a family that walked into Pizza Hut. They sat down to eat some pizza. Then the pizza started to talk. They said it was their imaginations but then they saw two eyes. Later on a mouth and beard could be seen on top of the pizza.
    Mom fainted. Dad sat there and stared.
    Susie said, “Gross!”
    Bob said, “Cool! Can we keep the pizza?”
    Mom and Susie said, “No!”
    Then the pizza said, “Be quiet! I am taking over this place.”
    Everyone laughed.
    Then the pizza said, “No, I am serious.”
    Then he took out a fry for a sword and ketchup.
    “Now do you believe me?” asked the pizza.
    Mom said, “Oh, my gosh.”
    Dad sat quietly.
    Susie said, “Oh no!”
    Bob said, “Awesome.”
    Then the pizza called 911 and started saying his demands. The cops listened in on the 911 call.
    The cops said, “How are you?”
    The pizza said, “I am a pizza. Come over here and bring my stuff, too. If you do not, I will hurt these people. Get over here right now with no weapons!”
    Fifteen minutes later the cops dropped the pizza’s demands off.
    The cops said, “Send out two people.”
    Mom said, “Me! Me!”
    Dad just sat there quietly.
    Bob said, “I do not want to go.”
    Susie and mom went outside. They kissed the ground.
    They said, “Thank you God.”
    Susie and mom stood up.
    Susie and mom said, “Finally we are away from that talking pizza.”
    The cop asked, “There is a talking pizza in there?”
    The cop went into Pizza Hut and fainted when he saw the pizza. Another cop went in, took the pizza and quickly threw it away.