Why I Don’t Have My Homework
By Dylan Philbrick
Sixth-grader
Presque Isle Middle School
Why I don’t have my homework is because …
My dog ate it
I lost it in my locker
My cat ripped it up
It flew into the garbage
It ripped when I grabbed it
It fell into the woodstove
It landed in the toilet
My cat used it as a litter box
It fell under my couch
It flew into outer space
NASA took it to the moon
The president stole it
It fell out of my hands
It flew into the sun
It went underground
My mom threw it away
It went out the window and into the water
